Our venerated bathroom reviewer Tom Ackerman, who provides us with colorful analyses and observations of C-U culture, will be sharing some of his columns at PYGMALION's Literary Marathon on September 25th at Analog Wine Bar. 

He strives to give the people what they want. So, dear readers, which columns should Tom lend his voice to next weekend? There are a plethora of installments of A Building, A Feeling, and A Latrine to choose from, including special editions for back to school and Halloween, but don't forget about his other works. We can't ignore his make out spot suggestions, his musing on the fugly grey rectangles, and his in-depth review of the Old Orchard "orange" course.

Let him know in the comments, or by emailing [email protected].

Top photo by Andrea Black.