So, we get these emails all the time, and this is one we really feel like sharing. If you're going to get anyone's attention, please, create emails like this:

from:  Ass Wolf <[email protected]>
to:  [email protected]
date:  Thu, Nov 21, 2013 at 11:28 AM
subject:  Demo Review

Listen up, cowards, local Champaign band WOLF LUV just released the demo and I assure you that you want to review it for your online magazine. This has the scent best new demo of 2013 exuding from your Beats By Dre ear buds. Only a fool would miss the privilege to review this demo.

Sniff it out here, if you dare:

The Asswolf

If you dare, check out the demo below: