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Mr. Eggwards is back home

Mr. Eggwards, the controversial and much hated / revered sculpture perched next to Esquire Lounge in Downtown Champaign, is back and looking better than ever. He was subject to many  car keys, belt buckles, sharpies, and the like over the course of the last couple of years, and it appears as though the folks at the Public Art League had him sent to the spa, and got him nice and clean. 

And that’s a good thing, and here’s a message to anyone reading: 

Don’t vandalize public art. Literally, do not do anything to harm these pieces in any way. If you are the sort of person who drinks too much and finds it funny to damage something that isn’t yours and is on display for the benefit and criticism of the entire community, I humbly invite you to go fuck yourself and seek some form of rehabilitation. This sort of behavior has no place in our society. 

That is all. Welcome home Mr. Eggwards. 

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