Evidently, Honey Baked Ham hasn't run a national commercial advertisement on televison for a very very long time. And its reentry stars former Central thespian and my dear friend, Abbey DiGregario (née McBride). 

It's funny, in that very American way, and Abbey's facial expressions are just as she was when we were kids: goofy, serious, concerned, loving, all of it. 

Here, watch it: